I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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