No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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