How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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