me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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