well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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