But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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