In the future we'll all be gay
I want to make a zoo with you.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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