Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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