Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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