I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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