i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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