I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Randomize
