you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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