My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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