Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I forget how to act sober
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