There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
