I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i came on her dog
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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