Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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