dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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