Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
How external is "for external use only"?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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