people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Naked Twister starts at high noon
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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