Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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