It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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