I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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