Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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