"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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