Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
nutella sex= disaster
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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