I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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