I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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