You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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