The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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