is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Randomize
