Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Randomize
