awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
