Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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