I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
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