You really coming over, don't trick.
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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