Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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