Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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