Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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