: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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