You can't motorboat a personality
I don't think brook has ever known best
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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