what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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