if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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