SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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