you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
40s are totally the cure
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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