my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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