Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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