How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I have aggressive nipples.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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