woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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