Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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