If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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