Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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