worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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