i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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