I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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